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Q. What's a snake's favourite food?
A. Hiss Cakes! 

Q. Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing machine?
A. Because he had his own scales!

 

 

Q. What do you do if you find a poisonous snake in your toilet?
A. Wait till he's finished!


 

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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 11 February 2009 )
 
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