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Q. Why didn’t the platypus take the taxi to cross the road?
A. Because he didn’t want to break his large bill. 

Q. What do you call a distracted platypus?
A. A scatty- pus. 

Q. What do you get when you cross a toilet and a platypus?
A. A potty-pus. 

Q. What’s better than pumpkin pie?
A. Platy-pie.

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Last Updated ( Monday, 24 November 2008 )
 
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